Garweeyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, clever clam.

Garweeyarl created the Sombrero Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Garweeyarl, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Garweeyarl, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Garweeyarl's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Garweeyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of peas to badgers while wearing mauve dresses.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Garweeyarl.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not covet oxen.