Garweeyarl is a god.
It takes the form of a blubbery, clever
clam.
Garweeyarl created the Sombrero Galaxy six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Garweeyarl, it will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Garweeyarl, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.
Garweeyarl's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.
Garweeyarl's Holy Commandments1. Never feed lots of peas to badgers while wearing mauve dresses.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Garweeyarl.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. Do not covet oxen.