Sanluntof is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, self-assured raccoon.

Sanluntof created humankind four years ago.

If you believe in Sanluntof, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sanluntof, it will curse you with boils.

Sanluntof's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Sanluntof's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Retreat if five tortoises approach from the north.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.