Vol is a god.
He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, blissful
badger.
Vol created the Whirlpool Galaxy four years ago.
If you believe in
Vol, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Vol, he will turn you into a giant snail.
Vol's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.
Vol's Holy Commandments1. Never think about comets.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Vol in the centre of the settlement.
4. Never write about ultrasonics.
5. Do not covet oxen.