Vol is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, blissful badger.

Vol created the Whirlpool Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Vol, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vol, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Vol's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Vol's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Vol in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never write about ultrasonics.

5. Do not covet oxen.