Jincenartstikgiddagsandgam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, resourceful swan.

Jincenartstikgiddagsandgam created everything that exists two years ago.

If you believe in Jincenartstikgiddagsandgam, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Jincenartstikgiddagsandgam, it will torture you forever.

Jincenartstikgiddagsandgam's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Jincenartstikgiddagsandgam's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Jincenartstikgiddagsandgam.

2. Run away from magenta sheep, for they are unholy.

3. Never mention horses.

4. Do not keep five voles in a large pit.

5. Never hurt eagles.