Jadzogfat is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, merciful cat.

Jadzogfat created parasitic wasps five billion years ago.

If you believe in Jadzogfat, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Jadzogfat, it will destroy your home solar system.

Jadzogfat's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Jadzogfat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

3. Never talk about dwarf planets.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.