Gepbisshunflagsafkimteenflig is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, egotistical parrot.

Gepbisshunflagsafkimteenflig created the Sombrero Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepbisshunflagsafkimteenflig, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gepbisshunflagsafkimteenflig, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Gepbisshunflagsafkimteenflig's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Gepbisshunflagsafkimteenflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. You must pray to Gepbisshunflagsafkimteenflig six times a day.