Titdudhap is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, astonishing fox.

Titdudhap created time and space eight million years ago.

If you believe in Titdudhap, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Titdudhap, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Titdudhap's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Titdudhap's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear turquoise shorts.

2. You must love Titdudhap.

3. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always pray immersed in water.