Afbessdum is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, contented lizard.

Afbessdum created a photon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Afbessdum, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Afbessdum, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Afbessdum's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Afbessdum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not leap in public.

2. Do not speak about spinach.

3. Never mention doves.

4. Never laugh near moths.

5. Never eat turnips.