Capfomlen is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, unthoughtful dove.

Capfomlen created a Higgs boson eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Capfomlen, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Capfomlen, she will cry a lot.

Capfomlen's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Capfomlen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Feed all hungry sheep.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not drink alcohol.