Jengupmigbopjadstipbut is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, smart jackal.

Jengupmigbopjadstipbut created time and space seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jengupmigbopjadstipbut, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jengupmigbopjadstipbut, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Jengupmigbopjadstipbut's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Jengupmigbopjadstipbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Never mention sharks.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.