Cepbempop is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, grumpy fox.

Cepbempop created the Sun six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cepbempop, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cepbempop, he will boil you in a big pot.

Cepbempop's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Cepbempop's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always treat otters with great respect.