Riphivarp is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ill-tempered cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Riphivarp created the Sunflower Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Riphivarp, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Riphivarp, she will turn you into a duck.

Riphivarp's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Riphivarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Learn eight new languages a year.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not chop down trees.