Guncabtarg is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, all-knowing sheep.

Guncabtarg created the Black Eye Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Guncabtarg, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Guncabtarg, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Guncabtarg's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Guncabtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near cats while wearing blue trousers.

2. Do not kill snakes.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never mention mites.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.