Padvadgup is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, strong wyrm.

Padvadgup created a top quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Padvadgup, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Padvadgup, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Padvadgup's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Padvadgup's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured frogs.

2. Always help hamsters in need.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

5. Never talk about nematodes.