Cutjigabbog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, vain snake.

Cutjigabbog created humanity eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cutjigabbog, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cutjigabbog, he will cry a lot.

Cutjigabbog's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Cutjigabbog's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven zinc sculptures of Cutjigabbog on top of important buildings.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

5. Do not chop down trees.