Wandusslab is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, quiet snail.

Wandusslab created the Sunflower Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wandusslab, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wandusslab, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Wandusslab's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Wandusslab's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat peanuts.

2. Do not take Wandusslab's name in vain.

3. Always obey Wandusslab's priests.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never talk about dark energy near dogs while wearing green jumpers and balancing six silicon spheres on your feet.