Mobdimpark is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, intelligent hummingbird.

Mobdimpark created a quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobdimpark, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Mobdimpark, he will have a low opinion of you.

Mobdimpark's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Mobdimpark's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

2. Retreat if eight aardvarks approach from the north.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Never paint your arms green.