Sinlatrag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, blissful hydra.

Sinlatrag created snails seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sinlatrag, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sinlatrag, it will not invite you to parties.

Sinlatrag's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Sinlatrag's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Run away from indigo eagles, for they are unholy.

3. Always help tortoises.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Never eat lentils.