Pitvonsab Rawxucren is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, narcissistic mink.

Pitvonsab Rawxucren created snails five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pitvonsab Rawxucren, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pitvonsab Rawxucren, it will cry a lot.

Pitvonsab Rawxucren's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Pitvonsab Rawxucren's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Pitvonsab Rawxucren loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

3. Never talk about dwarf planets.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near tapirs while wearing white scarves and balancing eight titanium spheres on your face.