Hingamcat is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, self-confident dove.

Hingamcat created the world four years ago.

If you believe in Hingamcat, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hingamcat, it will turn you into a frog.

Hingamcat's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Hingamcat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chant in public.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hingamcat.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.