Poddumtit is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, humane penguin.

Poddumtit created the planet Jupiter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Poddumtit, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Poddumtit, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Poddumtit's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Poddumtit's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Poddumtit.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never sing near sharks.

4. Never feed lots of beans to ducks while wearing turquoise corsets.

5. Worship no other gods but Poddumtit.