Hatjonfiggebloopflabhintaf Rawanhug is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, ruthless manatee.

Hatjonfiggebloopflabhintaf Rawanhug created a down quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hatjonfiggebloopflabhintaf Rawanhug, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hatjonfiggebloopflabhintaf Rawanhug, she will turn you into a plant.

Hatjonfiggebloopflabhintaf Rawanhug's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Hatjonfiggebloopflabhintaf Rawanhug's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick turtles.

2. Always treat voles with great respect.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Never play with disobedient children.