Gaddisscep is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, passionate unicorn.

Gaddisscep created silver nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gaddisscep, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gaddisscep, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Gaddisscep's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Gaddisscep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always help moths in need.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never think ill of sick capybaras.