Bellcunmut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, proud cobra.

Bellcunmut created a Higgs boson nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bellcunmut, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bellcunmut, she will turn you into a dog.

Bellcunmut's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Bellcunmut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not dye your hair pink.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always obey Bellcunmut's priests.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.