Rullkenhadgovgamyaktonkfem is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, tranquil cat.

Rullkenhadgovgamyaktonkfem created the planet Mars two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullkenhadgovgamyaktonkfem, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rullkenhadgovgamyaktonkfem, he will turn you into a mole.

Rullkenhadgovgamyaktonkfem's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Rullkenhadgovgamyaktonkfem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. You must never eat bananas.

3. Erect four silicon sculptures of Rullkenhadgovgamyaktonkfem on top of important buildings.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.