Wodvegsand is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, pitiless wren.

Wodvegsand created the Milkyway six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodvegsand, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wodvegsand, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Wodvegsand's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Wodvegsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear brown clothing.

2. Do not kill great tits.

3. Never sing in the presence of seals.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.