Ganmonwee is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, selfish tapir.

Ganmonwee created a top quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ganmonwee, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Ganmonwee, she will throw large rocks at you.

Ganmonwee's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Ganmonwee's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

3. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Ganmonwee in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Never feed lemons to cats while wearing indigo skirts.