Mifvidmot Armarmyattcem is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, duplicitous jellyfish.

Mifvidmot Armarmyattcem created the cosmos five million years ago.

If you believe in Mifvidmot Armarmyattcem, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Mifvidmot Armarmyattcem, it will remove you from existence.

Mifvidmot Armarmyattcem's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Mifvidmot Armarmyattcem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair pink.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Always help frogs in need.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.