Rutrillcam is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, egotistical dingo.

Rutrillcam created a Higgs boson nine million years ago.

If you believe in Rutrillcam, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rutrillcam, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Rutrillcam's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Rutrillcam's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.