Stanzagfud Zagnigtap Dibgabvonk is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, almighty dingo.

Stanzagfud Zagnigtap Dibgabvonk created an atom six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stanzagfud Zagnigtap Dibgabvonk, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Stanzagfud Zagnigtap Dibgabvonk, she will send minions to preach to you.

Stanzagfud Zagnigtap Dibgabvonk's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Stanzagfud Zagnigtap Dibgabvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about enzymes.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Always help voles in need.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Respect your elders.