Sanddutmapkarlimflabbabbess is a god.

It takes the form of a large, prudent unicorn.

Sanddutmapkarlimflabbabbess created humanity four million years ago.

If you believe in Sanddutmapkarlimflabbabbess, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sanddutmapkarlimflabbabbess, it will come to you in dreams.

Sanddutmapkarlimflabbabbess' most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Sanddutmapkarlimflabbabbess' Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never wear orange kilts.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.