Bidcudyatt is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, smart mole.

Bidcudyatt created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bidcudyatt, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bidcudyatt, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Bidcudyatt's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Bidcudyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Never eat wheat.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.