Flisgofmin is a god.

She takes the form of a small, calm salamander.

Flisgofmin created a top quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flisgofmin, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Flisgofmin, she will not care at all.

Flisgofmin's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Flisgofmin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

2. Never talk about optics near rats while wearing black coats.

3. Retreat if six horses approach from the south.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not cook food in pots.