Nellgepnurl is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, temperamental walrus.

Nellgepnurl created a bottom quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Nellgepnurl, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nellgepnurl, she will send minions to preach to you.

Nellgepnurl's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Nellgepnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Do not keep nine goats in a large pit.

3. Nellgepnurl must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never wear red jumpers.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.