Venarpfab is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, self-assured wolf.

Venarpfab created life three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Venarpfab, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Venarpfab, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Venarpfab's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Venarpfab's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from indigo frogs, for they are unholy.

2. Put Venarpfab first in all things.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.