Venarpfab is a god.
She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, self-assured
wolf.
Venarpfab created life three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Venarpfab, she will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Venarpfab, she will turn you into a giant snail.
Venarpfab's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.
Venarpfab's Holy Commandments1. Run away from indigo frogs, for they are unholy.
2. Put Venarpfab first in all things.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Never talk about planets.
5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.