Zagwapnur is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, selfish skunk.

Zagwapnur created snails two million years ago.

If you believe in Zagwapnur, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Zagwapnur, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Zagwapnur's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Zagwapnur's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

2. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not shave your chest.
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