Quaghubbud is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, vain hummingbird.

Quaghubbud created the Sol system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quaghubbud, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Quaghubbud, he will have a low opinion of you.

Quaghubbud's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Quaghubbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Quaghubbud on top of all buildings.

3. Hide if four snakes approach from the west.

4. Always help nematodes in need.

5. Never look in ponds.