Bimfodbam is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, capable wyvern.

Bimfodbam created vertebrates nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimfodbam, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bimfodbam, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bimfodbam's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Bimfodbam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never eat green fruit.