Zangutfem is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, happy snail.

Zangutfem created the Sun four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zangutfem, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Zangutfem, she will turn you into a hamster.

Zangutfem's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Zangutfem's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

3. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Zangutfem in the centre of the settlement.

4. Run away from fawn sharks, for they are unholy.

5. Do not chop down trees.