Gensterjad is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, temperamental wombat.

Gensterjad created everything that exists four million years ago.

If you believe in Gensterjad, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gensterjad, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Gensterjad's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Gensterjad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

4. Never wear corsets.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.