Cussnillten is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, compassionate walrus.

Cussnillten created the Tadpole Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cussnillten, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cussnillten, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Cussnillten's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Cussnillten's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never think ill of sick eagles.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.