Tomrawpan is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, benevolent fly.

Tomrawpan created carbon two years ago.

If you believe in Tomrawpan, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tomrawpan, she will turn you into a slug.

Tomrawpan's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Tomrawpan's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Tomrawpan.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never write about electromagnetism.

4. Do not kill doves.

5. Do not speak about nuts.