Ominquillrag Pomhugdon is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, almighty capybara.

Ominquillrag Pomhugdon created time and space seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ominquillrag Pomhugdon, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ominquillrag Pomhugdon, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Ominquillrag Pomhugdon's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Ominquillrag Pomhugdon's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Ominquillrag Pomhugdon.