Cadjiglabhad is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, effective duck.

Cadjiglabhad created an up quark two years ago.

If you believe in Cadjiglabhad, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cadjiglabhad, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Cadjiglabhad's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Cadjiglabhad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick dogs.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Run away if eight doves approach from the south.

5. Never think ill of sick sheep.