Ponmumhas is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, boastful ant.

Ponmumhas created humankind three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ponmumhas, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ponmumhas, she will turn you into a hamster.

Ponmumhas' most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Ponmumhas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill porpoises.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Put Ponmumhas first in all things.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.