Baffoddod is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, astonishing bear.

Baffoddod created water eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Baffoddod, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Baffoddod, it will turn you into a worm.

Baffoddod's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Baffoddod's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear fawn.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always help bats.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Never pour water over plants.