Dimzanflab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, compassionate narwhal.

Dimzanflab created a photon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dimzanflab, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dimzanflab, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Dimzanflab's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Dimzanflab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Always wear red.

4. Never feed cherries to manatees while wearing indigo skirts.

5. Always pray immersed in water.