Tigzimfot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, happy raccoon.

Tigzimfot created Asia four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigzimfot, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Tigzimfot, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Tigzimfot's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Tigzimfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of geese.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Run away from red moths, for they are unholy.

4. Never bounce near capybaras.

5. Always look after injured swans.