Bafpakflat Dossmiptag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, witless dragonfly.

Bafpakflat Dossmiptag created the planet Jupiter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bafpakflat Dossmiptag, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bafpakflat Dossmiptag, she will turn you into a mouse.

Bafpakflat Dossmiptag's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Bafpakflat Dossmiptag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Retreat if four frogs approach from the north.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.