Cubrapmip is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, effective dugong.

Cubrapmip created a photon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cubrapmip, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cubrapmip, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Cubrapmip's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Cubrapmip's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Cubrapmip in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always help porpoises in need.

4. Hide from pink doves for they are unholy.

5. Never wear brown coats.